Der Quellcode von Windows 98

Nun lässt sich so einiges erklären :-)

/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code

Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

*/

#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main() {

while (!CRASHED) {

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation) {

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();

hang_system();

} write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) {

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3_1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

} if (detect_cache()) disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu()) {

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt);

else system_memory = open("a:\\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE); while (something) {

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

}